I am not a Kleenex

So I am out here in Vermont visiting my brother, my sister-in-law, my two nephews (one almost 4 the other one born in February), and my one of my sister-in-laws's sisters.  My older nephew is so funny.  The things that he says crack me up.  Today though we were playing on the couch.  His nose was obviously really runny and I had asked him a couple of times if he needed a tissue and he said no.  Of course he said no.  So again I said, I think you need to get a tissue for your nose.  He bent over, wiped his face across my jeans and proceeded to play.