You are trying to figure out how to get cat pee out of carpet, use white vinegar and baking soda. It will get the smell out - but it will ruin your vacuum.
You are trying to get nail polish out of a porous tile floor, use a lot of nail polish remover, then Comet, then Oxy Clean. Hopefully the nail polish wasn't dry when you discovered it.
You don't like peeing at rest stops - pee at hotels instead. Just walk in like you belong there.
You have a pain under your arm - no, it's probably not cancer. But have it checked out if it doesn't go away in 10 days.
You can't concentrate - neither can I. I don't have any answers for you. But when you figure it out, stop back here and let me know.
You like to wear shoes without socks in the winter - so do I. I think it's perfectly appropriate.
You are wondering whether it will pass - it will. I promise. It just might suck really bad and be really painful before it does.
You have some questions about removing your catalytic converter and you happen to live in Massachusetts - I don't have any answers for you either. I never did figure out if it's legal to remove your catalytic converter in that state.
You are wondering about donkey auctions - we left before the donkey was auctioned. But I still would love to know what it sold for.
You are looking for pumpkin carving ideas - I do not recommend attempting to carve a relief with a u-gouge linoleum cutter. I stabbed myself with it and it took several practice pumpkins before I gave up and got one of those cool pattern books.
You are homesick for a place that does exist - so am I. I don't know what to tell you. So am I.
These are the top searches that have landed people at my blog recently. Sorry, folks, I am pretty much no help at all.
2 comments:
Bwahahahahaha!
People are wacky. That's all there is to it.
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